Blac Chyna - Kardashian: Mother of all Love Triangles?

Image: courtesy DailyMail UK

So this week...no scratch that...this year has been sooo iniresting..ain't it? Lol, now before I start, let me say that I am absolutely not judging anyone, I believe everyone has a right to love, in whatever way, form or manner, it is a decision that everyone has a right to make.

So now back to the gist of the moment, Blac Chyna is engaged to Rob Kardashian, the only male child of the popular reality family.

Let me see if I can break down the triangle to a more simplified format (image above clarifies also)

Let’s start at the beginning — 2008, to be exact. This is when Kanye West started dating Amber Rose, The relationship lasted until 2010. Amber Rose started dating rapper Wiz Khalifa in 2011. The pair had a son, Sebastian, in 2013, married later in the year, but filed for divorce in 2014.

Meanwhile, Kanye had a baby with Kim Kardashian in mid-2013, then proposed to her later that year, and the two were wed in Florence in May 2014.

Also during this timeline, model Blac Chyna gave birth to a son, King Cairo, with rapper Tyga in October 2012. The two got engaged a month after their son was born, but then broke things off in summer 2014.

It gets pretty interesting...read it all after the cut...

This whole time, Blac Chyna and Kim Kardashian were good friends — some might even say BFFs, as a matter of  fact, Blac Chyna even hung out with other members of the Kardashian family.

But when Tyga and Blac Chyna broke things off, he started seeing Kim’s sister, Kylie Jenner.

Not only was Kylie underage at the time (they officially confirmed their relationship when she turned 18 in August 2015), but Kylie and Tyga *might* have been hanging out when he was still with Blac Chyna.

Important note: Blac Chyna and Amber Rose are *SUPER* close.

** don't worry we are close to the end...kinda...lol**

So now things got pretty nasty between Blac's Bff Amber Rose and the Kardashians, with both parties blasting themselves on twitter, it was bad tho.

Things seemed to simmer down for a hot second. Kanye and Kim had their son, Saint, then it was the holidays, and before you knew it, it was a new year. Maybe this whole thing had cooled down, we thought. WE WERE SO WRONG.

On the 25th of January (lol..yup I researched it), Blac Chyna Instagrammed this picture, captioned “The beginning,” of herself with a man’s arm wrapped around her, with very distinct tattos of the dude obvious and then the internet caught fire...could it be Rob? Yeah? Nah?

YUP, that’s Rob Kardashian (Kim and Khloé’s brother and Kylie’s half brother) with his arm wrapped around Blac Chyna.

Also going down earlier the same week, Amber Rose was ALSO caught by gossip account The Shade Room following Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s three children, on Instagram...Lol..messy shey?

Alright am tayad, let's end the mess...so now this week, Tuesday I think, Rob and Blac got engaged, as in they are getting married...choi! The Kardashians must be major emergency meetings right now...

So in summary sha:

Five things you need to know before we get started:

1) Rob and Kylie are half-siblings through Kris Jenner.

2) Tyga and Blac Chyna have a kid whose real actual 100 percent given not-fake name is King Cairo.

3) I assumed Kylie and Tyga would name their kid “Tygie.”

4) In that same vein, I assumed Blac Chyna and Rob would name their kid “Blob.”

5) Tyga’s last name is Stevenson. Who knew?

King Cairo (Tyga and Blac's son)

Technically speaking, Rob now becomes the stepfather to King Cairo who is the son of his wife’s ex. King Cairo is also now a stepbrother to Tygie, making Kylie both his stepmother and aunt.

Blob Chyna-Kardashian

Tyga would become the uncle through marriage of Blob, who is the son of Tyga’s ex and his brother in-law. Blob is also the nephew of Kylie and the half-sibling/quarter-cousin(?) of King Cairo.

Tygie Jenner-Stevenson

Blac Chyna and Rob become Tygie’s aunt and uncle, making a family reunion the weirdest thing imaginable. Tygie is also the half-sibling/quarter-cousin (?) of King Cairo. This also makes her half-cousins with Blob as they both share Kris’ bloodline.

Lol....am sure we all learnt from this yea? Please don't forget to share your thoughts on this entire mess of all messes in the comment section.